maria tea
sulkuk
Wednesday 7 August 2024
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Thursday 9 March 2023
Nostradamiss
Nostradamiss
So here s
the thing
A while ago=
can t remember how long n can t remember where
I d read
this say wats the word- cc theory- u know like underground stuff
Conspiracy
theory
That was
talkin about how this government s role- im talkin about Greece-
This Greek
government we currently have- its role was to basically create a revolution- so
then there d be an imposed European military force-
And this is
how it begins- in my opinion-
There s an
article here where it s kinda introducing the idea of European concern
It s all in Greek but the originals arent
So im just
sharing this theory here and just to say- it s not mine- but I believe it.
I m also
kinda thinking I don’t wanna be here I don’t think when the shit hit the fan.
Im not sure how it s gonna be- I suspect there ll be even more corruption if
that s possible- and a bit of a dubai aesthetic.
So – Lisbon-
here I cum.
x
Wednesday 11 January 2023
john de maya
The scarf I m wearin
I had a look
At the brand
And it says I love my scarf
Mine was
I love simon I love ties
Lovely
N all
An atelier
An art studio
A shop
A project space
Shut the fuckin door
Okay now winter s comin
We need to plant the seed of consciousness to people to SHUT
THE FUCKIN DOOR
Lovely
Thank you all
It s an international project
For an international problem
Wot is this tho
Is it not obvious
Two different temperatures
Two different worlds
A door
Indoors n outdoors
Why is it the door
That at their house their door is firlmly shut
So this is what I m suggesting
We follow them to their houses
N take down the door at threre am
Oor
Put firm signs on doors
I ll properly fuck you
This dude was the worse
He walked in
He waited for his order
Left the door open while waitin
Five minutes later he walked out
N shut the door
Mind u
The whole time he was standin right beside it
God let me respect
N forgive n understand
Human consciousness
For i
A human soldier
Okay I got a good one
Reinforce positive behaviour
Like in dogs
So
If u shut the door behind u
There ll be a blow job down the line
Kay
Ready to share 😊
11 1 23
Wednesday 23 November 2022
can we
Can we be a little less angry at cancer n a little bit more
angry at the way it s bein treated?
I wonder
We do still have 2000 cancerous cells in our body
And we r doin relatively well
So to speak
So my cousin died yesterday of cancer
And I wonder
Could there have been a better solution other than the
mainstream?
All these people that die of cancer- isn t it an indication
that some shit don’t work?
It s okay to fail- it s my field- in a natural clown way
In this situation tho it s the cancer treatment that is
failing us
It s not about the doctors
Or the hospitals
Or the money one has
It s about the treatment that s being followed- that seems to be quite
similar
So it s that I have a problem with
And im glad you made it- or ur sister or the people you
know- I know some success stories ie cancer survivors
But surely we can agree- there s a lot of failures
That s it – there s no punchline
Just two people that I know died- over the last month-
One of them was rich-
23 11 22
Thursday 13 January 2022
put it in words
so im tryin to use nvc non violent communication in order to put in
in this instance i m talkin about the vaccinated vs unvaccinated war zone
so here s my understanding
the vaccinated have a need for empathy, understanding and compassion for the fact that they did have the vaccine
the lucky ones in my opinion are the ones that believe the vaccine is good for them, as well as the good of humanity
the not so lucky ones are the ones who complied with the rules and regulations, and had the vaccine because they were either foced to by their job description, or they made this choice in order to live a sort of normal life
there r s a hell of a lot of reasons for both -vaccinated- categories to be angry
they may feel betrayed by the rest that didnt do the vaccine
they may feel they did it in vain- as the whole plan for this to work was if everyone got vaccinated
they may feel angry as this isnt quite normal - yet- and there s a lot of limitations in that they still have to wear masks, things still close down, there s no music, there s lockdowns in various places around the globe, etc
they need our compassion for all these reasons, and more i havent mentioned, but they are huge inconveniences- ie schools close, money, baby sitting arrangements if you are a working parent, i m not even sure who i m talking about as many people in places like greece where i am, they barely get by on a good day with unemployment, low wages etc
so compassion is the word. Do you feel sad and angry u got vaccinated for all the above- if the answer is yes- then i do feel very sad and angry too- that u feel like this. Do you feel u made a sacrifice, in order for this society to move through these dark times? I am genuinely sorry.
Do you get frustrated now that mr novic nocovis or what s his name will go to the cafe un vaccinated, where u had to do it in order to go to the cafe? This is a really oversimplistic view but it s kinda the tip of the iceburg. I dont know if mr novic will go to the cafe, but i certainly know i cant, as i am, indeed, unvaccinated. And i would love to go to the cafe. And i cant.
So, i dont want to speak much for the unvaccinated, i just want to highlight that the inconvenience at this point is big for me as well. I am in no position to live a normal life, for all the reasons a vaccinated person can not, as well as extra reasons, such as entry to pretty much anything in greece u have to have a vaccine- or three, as it happens.
So from my point of view, the unvaccinated people may even say that i - and other people like myself- have caused this lockdown.
And they may be right.
So what do u suggest?
Anyone?
One suggestion would be that we all get the vaccine, we come get dragged off our beds and get vaccinated in our sleep- see southpark and hiv hilarious episode-
Okay, and say this happened. There will of course be a number of doses of this vaccine, so there will be an ongoing situation. Until everyone is persuaded that the vaccine is good for them, and they are ready to get vaccinated whenever necessary, i suspect this will be the situation we are living in- today.
The bummer is that i will not be persuaded. So perhaps it s okay for the vaccinated people to hate me at this point. There may, however, be a point where the vaccinated people get fed up with all this and hop the fence to join their unvaccinated brothers. Even though we will still be the ones to blame for this shambles. And the more doses the vaccinated will take, the more hate there s gonna be. As they will be vaccinated say twice, but they will have the rights of me- the hairy unvaccin.
Wednesday 8 January 2020
ox elato
right
a lot happened and it s not my office
that s wy
it s not my office
cos ur office is there for u
u believe it
u better believe it
but i didnt have on
i hear u ay
it s a thing
a thing well aid
and u know rusiah
anyway
the small print
the small print it s important
the small print can be my print
oh yeah
dis claimer
take the dick out
of disclaimer
kai u know russiah
yeah i guess another thing
and another thing
i should get instagram
to get anywhere
with a thing
a thing called russiah
russiah
russiah
russiah
russiah
ka lo ri fer
kai u know it s a thing
a thing well said
russiah
instant gratification
triftis
ap ti plevra tou karotou
why is that so funny
sooo funny
a joke well said
a joke well
said
ti tou ida
erxomai
pou??
in the land of and happiness
oh dear he thinks he pulled
dont
no seriously dont
dont
den thelo
den thelo
den thelo
den thelo
apodesmefste to xoro ston upologisti
den thelo
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
to xoro
i need space
say somethin original
how do u wanna do it
break up
get pregnant
so u say u go
okay i go
okay xorizoume
okay im pregnant
come again
okay i m pregnant
okay im in love with ur cousin'
nooo
okay im pregnant
okay i was gonna say shall we get a puppy but hey
okay well said
it s a thing
a thing well said
i wanna go first
u go
okay i m goin
it s kinda what i wante dto talk abouot
okay
go
okay bue
yeah i kinda need to share this
i need to be with myself
alone
-right
fave by far
ur my fave
by far
ahhaha
okay sorry
comedians breakupcalll
fifty ways to leave ur comedic lover
ur so funny
it s just that
ur so funny
is just that
i already have a vagina
okay
ur like my only friend
without a penis
okay
so
let s get serious
do u feel this relationship works- meets ur needs?
cos i - i- im like- russiah-
i dont
okay so
let s break up
okay
who takes the bed
the bed
who takes the piss
okay so we split
bills n all
i live in the kitchen
right
okay so
im with u
or without you
and
and it s like so
shoo
sorry
sorry sorry sorry so desparately sorry
so u r like how
annd why
and fay dana way
the break up post cards
post post break up post
hey u got a letter
a letter hypothesis
it says
break up
or break down
or do both
for a while
and i m like
how
why
and u r like
make a song
make some cheese
it s a thinng
a thing well said
dont break up at christmas
it s a song
it s been done
i m like yey
egsactly
inspirati9on
im like
ur statin the onvious
im like
wait till easter
reserrection
cross
it s relevant
it s summer
it ll go down sooner
there s no netflix
the weather
yeah but
u can go to la in the winter
is a ll shit
and everyone s on drugs
anti depressants
and you
oh u
u ll survive
like a cockroach
ur from london
ur only friend
is already dead
ahh