jew fuckin lie

who are yuo

waht am i doin here

 the funeral

put the fun back in the funeral

and htis my friend

is quality of life

lie

it s gonna be fine

like a mother fucker

lie

to myself

to u

to all

it s a thing

it s a think

it s mainly a thing

a think of all thinks

have a n actual blast

it ll be fine

with no tomoro

it ll be all right

it ll be all right

so in the hood

in the hood

in the hood

in the hood

in the hood

in the hood

in the hood

in the hood

it s gonna be fine

it ll be fineare you happy my love

are you fuckin happy

ahts it like

u cnt deal with success

it ll  be fine

it ll be fun

it s gonna be all right

im quite a ll right

we r quiet all right

it s all quite all right

i dont neccessairily want a baby

or do i

or is it

sadly im always right

u know u can do the grand gesture and bring wife n kid home

and u can live happily ever after

it s a thing

a thing without sayin

and u know

i feel gutted

but

somethings are beyond me

and beneath me

and im floating away

in the knowledge

that everyone s needs can get met

and i ll fall in love with another

cos that s a strategy

init

so it s a thing

life is

and in this case

we need a father

a mother needs to fall in love

father too

kid needs protection

we can all co exist under one umbrella

location wise

money is made in athens- in this instance

i could do the app with the cab hire a papaki- pap- papapap- papap

papaki app

we can solve the money problem

i can go to venice

it s not all very dramatic

mother

im sorry u had to meet someone i will now break up with

dad too

it s ridiculous

and the likes

sweet love mother fucker

it s when u cry and ur like

wil it ever stop

and it does

cos we r resilient

im just cryin

we just need somethin]

creta can contain me

the pain n the gain

n i can fall in love wth a mother fucker

it ll be shit foor two weeks

but u ll be fine for the rest of ur life

it s a thing

well said well fuckin said

it s a thing well said well fuckin said

wel l fuckin said

babes

i m breakin up with u

i can t fuckin do it

i ll fill my need for love with another man

and u fill ur need for love with the woman u ve got a baby with

it ll be easier for everyone involved

i believe i know it s true

it ll be easier and it ll be fine

and if she gets everything she needs she wont complaint

she needs security like everybody else and the situation wasnt ideal

so im sure we can all figure a way of fillin our needs

and we r good to go

i ll fall in love with someone in hania

i ll bring my dogs

i ll miss u but it wasnt mean tot be

even if we have a child together- it ll be a loss for this one

u can t be in two places at once and it ll be a bit of a shame- cosnidering i dont eeven know if i want to be in this situation

so i d bring my family in athens – paint the house- and get some nicer lamps

it ll all work out like a mother fucker

love u lotz

up yourz

xx

cos u know- if u can t tell the one- u can tell the world

its all about needs bein met

so if my friends idea for aesthetics includes shaved armpits

i can either

keep my arms down

wear a tee shirt

or somehow offend his sensitivities

hmm

i need my skin to be happy under my armpits

i need them to be matchin my hairy nipples

it s a tricky one

so i was thinkin

men have un shaved armpits

but they hardly ever wear sleevless tops

so society has somehow excluded this view

apart from when ur at the beach

when im at the beach im fine with my armpits

aesthetically i feel that perhaps im not ready to confront the sensitivities of millions

one way would be to chop my arms off

but then i couldnt type

or take my dog for a walk

or mastrubate

each other

namaste

5 5 19

where am at

right. i could chop my arms off- in order to shave my armpits. that s where im at

i mean

still i wouldnt

it s commitment

commitment is like cum

inevitable

if it gets in ur eye

it stings

it doesnt tsouzei

that s gay

that s a lie

that clearly suggests that u havent had cum in ur eye

that s like oh i lost a finger- oh my whole body is now gone- im a turtle

that s like- aax se patisa- otan sou exo patisei to podi me to – tipota

ax se skountisa- sugnomi- nai – kai ekapsan oi patates

irrelevant

the sting comes later

if so

it s pain

sheer pain if cum cums to contact with an i

it s an ego boost

for the cumee

is like a super power

in fact

i recommend it as a weapon

of mass destruction

it s like okay okay i ll tell u everything

a sane interrogation technique

man

do u remember the time that u mastrubated in the living room

and the tv control fell together with the jizz

and u reached to get it and boom

u ejeculated in ur ear

and then u turned and it went straight in ur eye

yeah

well that time

that u cried to heaven

it was a good cry

also clears the soul

and the eye

but anyway

i ll do that to u

unless u tell me

everything

about ur friend and the drugs and ur country

we need spies

that s why they r called spies

sp eyes

it s an ancient technique

right

good to share

off ur chest

off u go

xx

19 4 19

re flect

1. 
   

   re flexology

   re flexes

   re wind

   re write

   misses robinson

   mister and misses smith

   miss

   aand

   we r back

   
   

   what u ve been doin

   over the years

   is tryin to undo

   a thing

   that didnt happen

   ha

   all the negatives

   that s the negative view

   that s the public view

   how about

   ur emotions

   ur unidentified need to survive

   express them

   manivest

   boom

   sensational

   i dont know

   i dont care i was go

   ah

   say

   things that didnt happen

   opening and closin my heart

   like a ferel

   the great dane

   the sun from the sky

   salancha

   san san

   numerous reasons to fail

   to come down

   and this

   and then some

   i dont know how i am

   who i am

   how i become

   who the fuck

   what the hell

   is goin on

   is gonna be fine

   isnt it

   tit

   last week of the fringe

   go to all the shows

   bring people in

   survive

   pay my storage

   in which particular order

   is like break dance

   dance

   ablity

   capacity

   to survive

   im learning french

   is like sudocu

   im using my brain

   for somethin else

   than myself

   analyzing myself

   like social media analytixx

   there s a name

   fe name

   the great dane

   made of porcelain

   Elain

   with a tie

   lookin good

   like the guy that just left

   in his sixties

   what does that even mean

   xxx never wanted to give it to me

   and possibly couldnt

   he had a window

   a window of faith

   and he fucked me

   well

   and im nodding and squashin my face knowingly

   like wyneth paltrow

   like wats her face

   tracy emin

   i have a joke

   why did tracy emin die and go to heaven

   cos they wouldnt buy her paintings

   
   

   why did damien hirst shit himself

   for art

   
   

   why did patrick lockhurst die at a funeral

   it was a bad joke

   
   

   why did u and i try to conceal ourselves at a dinner partie

   patee

   
   

   why did u and i never went to heaven

   cos we r not gay- is a club-

   
   

   why did u and i fell in an out of love

   cos u

   
   

   why did u and i never unite our selves

   we did

   
   

   why did u and i never wake up next to each other

   we did

   ( every day)

   
   

   why did u think is gonna happen

   cos u r a legent

   delusional

   a to be

   
   

   why did u find heaven on earth

   cos u did

   
   

   why did

   can we ever stop trying

   we did

   
   

   why dont u talk to me

   u can t

   (cunt)

   
   

   
   

   why dont we love each other

   it s abstract

   
   

   why dont we marry each other

   again?

   
   

   okay so why do famous people die

   cos they r famous

   
   

   why did jesus christ go to heaven

   cos he was gay

   (it s a club)

   
   

   
   

   why did u finish ur last club sandwitch

   it s a call back

   
   

   
   

   why did jesus christ get a call back

   cos he died on stage

   
   

   why do u and i are different

   we r defiant

   is different

   
   

   defiant

   dɪˈfʌɪənt/

   adjective

   1.    showing defiance.

   "a defiant gesture"

   synonyms:

   intransigent, resistant, obstinate, uncooperative, non-compliant, recalcitrant, confrontational, challenging;  aggressive, belligerent, pugnacious, bellicose, combative, ready for a fight, antagonistic, hostile;  obstreperous, truculent, dissenting, argumentative, quarrelsome, contentious, disobedient, insubordinate, subversive, rebellious, mutinous; informalfeisty, spoiling for a fight;  informalstroppy, bolshie;  informalscrappy; archaiccontumacious "he is defiant in the face of critics"

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   why did jesus christ go to the cinema

   cos they were showin the crime

   
   

   
   

   why did u and i go to the cinema

   we didnt

   
   

   why did u and i break up

   we didnt

   
   

   why did sitcom and cherry share a mean

   they didnt have any medicine

   ?!

   
   

   
   

   
   

   why did survivors stop

   cos it s a series

   
   

   
   

   why did denis the menis shit himself at the bath

   cos he wanted to go to heaven

   (it s a gay club)

   
   

   
   

   
   

   right

   sulkuk

   u think?

   a crime of passion

   20 8 18

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

i can t love u enough

i can t love u enough

this is what i said when i saw the photo of the boy

i can t love u enough

and i still do

dismay

i bow to that

some kind of stubborn

the trendy type

the fuck

and the balls

fuck alls

dontknow

i give up

never give in

i surrender

i mean

what s with sharing

i can say hi

i have said hi

and i got nothing in advance

i didnt say happy birthday

happy it is

i didnt

i didnt

i didnt

i didnt

i didnt

did u think about me

have you been intimate before

have you been in the verge of dying

are you happy

what s goin on

indecize

for a kid that size

for a kid that cant decide

for the love of god

he did it

all the leaves are dry

and im scared of my vagina

dear adam

u and apples

adams in new york

a hypotheses

10 2 18

still

fuck the same

u dont know how u r gonna feel

until u feel it

so

do u wish i could feel somewhat different

more demanding

act upon it

let it rest

settle

fuck

down

up and away

is it an inconvenicence

life is an inconvenience

and im cryin

like a lot

like more than i thought

like when bowie died

10 2 18

do u measure the cock

oh u can definately fuck me with that

twelve is too big

it s never too big

ladies

when has it ever been too big

maybe once

or twice

maybe in porn

or this guy u see mastrubating

if u can spot his head from ten meters

anyway

is like a turtle

or a turd

 life is

no disrespect

all equally valid

this girl

feels entitled

to putting her white feet inside the chair

hackney central

with the plants

the heavy

rain

te coconut

the lime a the oconut

no that s dalston

even south london

what do u want

what do u need

who do u are

she walks barefoot

naked

in her living room

she went to the living room naked

that s why the place is always closed

ah

we have the same computer

she has a poor version one of us

she also topped up her tea

with sugar

and bisquits

who are you

do i care

am i sayin anythig

white middle class]

white music

semi passionate

well

about the wrong topix

what are te wrong topix

biochemistry

for egsample

can never be a punchline

u assy dude

and this

is n t base guitar

and u will never be the badass that u want

can we have bad music

sure

i mean

what is this

a podcast of a failure

no

shit make it to the top

shit float

remember

that doesnt mean

this music is beautiful

sorry

good sentiment

hairy butt

20 2 18

easeasteer

So then

With the this and the that

I wonder

What s it like

Bein u

A birthday present

Of u and me

I can give u me

Can u give me u

Am i presdictable

Prescise

Would i disappear

In ur appetite

Would u disagree

On the surface of things

Would u like to marry

Me

So

Unwrappin ur xmas present

Ahh funny

English people try9in to do something

Go to buy a pair of scissors

A pair buy a pair

Buy a pair

Buy a pair

Ge a pair

I m smiling at u

Party animal

Ur all so English

U persevere

But u also treat urselves like shit

Ur inability to demand

Fulfil ur needs

Phrase them

Maybe that s why we r here

I made a point last nite* i said

That s how the system works

I said

Is it too Hard

U r not complaining and u keep doing it

How am i to know

If u all stopped

This is how the system works

Cos u keep doin it

If u all stop

I ll be out here

On my own

Shouting obscenities

Ha

Hash hash make me proud

Do me proud

Or just

Do me

12 12 17

It s like that

Smartasf of the year

*while i was teaching my Pilates class