leave it out

Can I have a soya latte- can we sit down- would you like a glass of water- can we have a bit less enthusiasm

Please

Can we have a please

Can we have a bit less intonation

Can we fly back

To ouzbekistan

Or fuckforshire

Or far away from home rton

Are you here now

The only reason I do not want a soya latte is that I do not want to sound like you

Beanjuice

The americans

Ohh there s more

Am – I don’t know- it takes me like a while to-

Just because I m really nice and I mm like= you kknow

Is like really funny and stuff

Remember like

A gallery or something

Ooh it s contagious

I think the co listener is also developing an ancient lung

Linguistic system

Ahh a

When u were like= I was like on and on

Overtly like whatever like is llike people can do so well with money

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It s ok

Like

It will pass

I don’t like

Haha how could u possibly not like

U ve used like so much

Try methadone

Any pills up the bum#

Dunno

Ya it s true

Haha

And a breeding mother in between

Can this café get any more annoying like

No cos this is from liverpoool

It s like different like

Shhh pitch raising

Shhh

Helmet soundproof helmet

Should fall over the tables like oxygen masks

Or even oxygen masks

When the pitch gets too high

Ooh

Brilliant

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