cool so

Cool so I stopped cryin

And this is where the chocolate comes in

I m organised

I m dealin with it

It s been too much

It s been emotional

Maybe it fucked up forever

So I ll stop tryin

And cryin

I expressed myself

I didn’t pull a dirty move

I was me

I was who I am

I deliberately exposed myself

Who I am

My soul

I may have freaked for the wrong reason

But I wasn’t expectin that

So that happened

U got to cut me some slack

And they were two good letters

After all

My stomach s hurting because of the chocolate

Chocolate and cock

I wasn’t anticipating that

I mean

Let s fuckin face it

It don’t matter

I mean

Who gives a shit

Who gives a fuck

Indeed

Who knows

What s gonna happen

And all these tears for free

I masturbated

It all happened

I gotta have fun with it

U don’t propose in 24 hours every day

A day

In one day

In any case

Things were slack

I need to google that

It s enough

Am I publishing this

Is this my moto

Im nervous all of a sudden

Am I sayin too much

My ovaries

What do my ovaries say about me

About my decision

Not to rush

Into anything

An indecision

To decide

Anything yet

Anything still

The problem is

World

When u carry a vagina

U can get pregnant

And if you have a one nite stand and then get pregnant with a guy u wanted to get pregnant with

Part of u will always wonder

Was it the one nite stand

And yes I m using protection u retards google this shit

So there

Here

I am in la not being able to have sex because

Okay let me break it down for you

A book called xxx

So I was planning to get pregnant with that guy

Eventually

The eventuality was there

And then im thinkin

What if

What if

That mother fucker that I fucked Sunday nite

Cos it s Sunday

Nite

After all

U following me

Ah it s a hard life

Indeed

White mans problems

White noise

Noise

Or semen

A book called semen

Not like the stuff u eat

That was my joke tonite

I do some comedy init

Anyhoo

A book called tomoro

Today

Out now

Mother fucker

Incredibly angry

In credibly

I don’t even mean it

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we can offer

Nice warm vaginas

Where do u go from there

So I was saying the suffering of the current climate isn’t helping

Is a state of mind ready to drop

It s fine

It s been done

Sod it

See what happens

Tears have never brought anyone to your bed

Anyway u r fine

U said ur last word

U ll be fine

U ll be fine

He ll be fine

U ll all be dandy

U wouldn’t get pregnant straight away but u have a very youthful body

And u ll be fine

U ll have a baby if that s what u want

And u ll dream of the daddy in awake hours

U knew u wanted this one

But for whatever reason things happened the way they happened

U never got to meet each other properly

Share each other more than that two days

It s fine

U ll see

What happens

Remember

Sometimes we make mistakes consciously

And it was one of them

Like tax return

U get fined if you miss the deadline

Fuck it

Fuck the deadline

See what happens indeed

I love him

But

There  is no but

It s a passive aggressive state of the arts

We don’t know what s happening

He s in a theatre next week

He s performing in front of people and he hasn’t told u

Things hurt

I m sure he d also like things to be different

Maybe he s workin on it

It is possible

U wouldn’t know

Sugar hun

U r just poisoning ur world and ur stomach by suffering too much

Go find him in that bar

Consciously seduce him

Have sex with xxx

My xxx

I know

I just don’t wanna cry any more

It s painful

I ve cried every day pretty much since I met him

It can t be right

I cry instead of expressing myself

It is passive aggressive

I treat myself like shit

I ll give me cancer

Ahh hot guy

Just walked in to fix my radiator

Hair dryer

Maybe I just need a fuck

That s what it is

I haven’t had a fuck in three months

And I love fucking

Sorry babes it s got to be done

Romance is up for the sake of survival

In any case who do I fuck

I could fuck xxx

Xxx

Yes I could

Or I could fuck xxx

With xxx it would be love

It would be the fantasy complete

Would u hurry up cos u ll be getting sloppy seconds

U got until Monday babes

Sort ur shit out

I m in vegas

Now that s a nice message

We r talkin prescice and cool and detatched and as a matter of factly

Init

Fuck me or I ll get fucked

With or without u

Title: with or without u

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leave it out

Can I have a soya latte- can we sit down- would you like a glass of water- can we have a bit less enthusiasm

Please

Can we have a please

Can we have a bit less intonation

Can we fly back

To ouzbekistan

Or fuckforshire

Or far away from home rton

Are you here now

The only reason I do not want a soya latte is that I do not want to sound like you

Beanjuice

The americans

Ohh there s more

Am – I don’t know- it takes me like a while to-

Just because I m really nice and I mm like= you kknow

Is like really funny and stuff

Remember like

A gallery or something

Ooh it s contagious

I think the co listener is also developing an ancient lung

Linguistic system

Ahh a

When u were like= I was like on and on

Overtly like whatever like is llike people can do so well with money

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It s ok

Like

It will pass

I don’t like

Haha how could u possibly not like

U ve used like so much

Try methadone

Any pills up the bum#

Dunno

Ya it s true

Haha

And a breeding mother in between

Can this café get any more annoying like

No cos this is from liverpoool

It s like different like

Shhh pitch raising

Shhh

Helmet soundproof helmet

Should fall over the tables like oxygen masks

Or even oxygen masks

When the pitch gets too high

Ooh

Brilliant

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fallen in love

"Ever Fallen In Love? (With Someone You Know You Shouldn't've)"

[Buzzcocks cover]

You spurn my natural emotions.
you make me feel like dirt, and it hurts.
And if I start a commotion,
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse.

Ever fallen in love with somoene
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't've fallen in love with?

I can't see much of a future
Unless we find out what's to blame, what a shame.
And we won't be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same.

Ever fallen in love with somoene
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't've fallen in love with?

You discern my natural emotions
you make me feel like dirt, and it hurts.
And if I start a commotion,
I'll only end up losin' you and that's worse.

Ever fallen in love with somoene
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't've fallen in love with?

It could be just called ever fallen in love

The bit that stays with me in that book is

If you haven’t got the power it means that u gave it away

So true

So absolutely fuckin true isn’t it

And it hurts

Cos u know is true

Lets see me and my dog

We were equal

But she also knew our relationship was based on mutal respect

Do I respect the person I m with

Do I respect myself in the situation I m with

I changed my mind I don’t wanna be ur groupie

I wanna be ur groupie and I want you to be my man

Yes

That s right

I want u to love me and make love to me like an animal in a nice way

On ecstacy

Yes like that

Like that

Lets see

Lets screw for india

My throat hurts

Its either anxiety or just my throat hurts

I believe

Lets see

X

It is the last day of the year and it s been an eventful emotional year

It could be worse

I went to venice twice

I met interesting people

I made absolutely conscious descisions

It s been all right

And ur cock baby u need to put two discoballs underneath

And that ll be my Christmas present

Chaztastic

X

Maria innit

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jack nicholson project

http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Jack_Nicholson/Contact.asp

Sandy Bresler

His agent is – lives in la

There s obviously a difference between fat and chubby

There s also a casual sex casualty

Casualtee

Let s see what we got

We got phil

As a player

And we got me

And we got a count

Ry

And we got a cuntee

And we got here we got

We also got jack nee knee

Kolsonn

We also got a girl from cologne

We also got a cologne

Aroma

And we got you and me

Michael

Yumee

You get me

Yumeemumee

And we were a good looking couple you could say I suppose

We also got this spanith guy from brathil

Brathilero

I m happy

Unhappy

My self

And i

And add to that a Russian dvd

Yes yesh success

I suggest a yogurt would be nice

To clarify the confusion

It goes with everything

Except humus

But we aint got humus so we ll be all right

Other option is

… get the humus

Remy?

X love u all

You simplify me

Namaste

Bay bay

I ll pimp u out and that ll be my job done

It s amazing considering all of a sudden im dating like a hundred people

A hundred

Three hundred by year twenty twelve

Ubt it wont go backwards

You d say

Michael was on the blue moon in year twenty twelve

When he was twelve

I found this fact hilarious

Gupsy hilarious

And the other one about his cat

It can t simply can t be true

You know when u don’t you know

When u just laugh

It s just beyond anything

Laugh

Just laugh

I love the guy

I love them all

Am just sayin

This week I m in love with phil nevertheless

And he s from Netherlands no less

Scotland

Actually Scotland

Love actually

X meaw

Ds

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