am just sayin

All the clocks in homerton say the wrong time

I m not complaining

I m just sayin

Also whati was gonna put on fb

So there s this guy

I go to get some info at a place I can t disclose due to the person involved

So he s like

I don’t work here

And starts tellin me about his therapist

We ve all been there

The problem with havin a therapist is that u have no one to talk about your therapist

Except your friends

But that s not good enough I suppose

U need professional therapy about what happened with ur therapist

I mean

Who gives a shit

So he s like

Ye

And he starts talkin to me

An I m like show some respect

U r a doctor

And it s a big fuckin penis

Like this big

And he makes a gesture circling his fingers

I m thinkin aha.

That s a big fuckin penis

Ur right

I m like

Aha.

He s like

Do u smoke

I say no- I came to get some information and I need to go actually

That s my day so far

So far so good

It s a big fuckin penis

So here I am in the xxx library

Feels good

Feels like home

Like this exotic destination it that destined plannet

Planet Hollywood

I love my boy

My boy

And Charlie will be the bridesmaid

Isn’t that cute

We ll dress him up like my little pony

And I ll google it

And it ll be here

And we ll make the video with the peanut

It ll be awresome

How u spell auresome

Arsome

Awresome

If I had time in jail to spell arwesome

How the hell do u spell oresome

Fuck

That s a good book

Hard words to spell

Which are

In ur opinion

In mine

Necessary

And oresome

Necessity

Narcissism

Chizm

Cos the fuckin computer added an s in narcissism

And it did it again

But I want to misspell it

U tell me how to live my life

Essentially

Is like I ve been hired by my computer

Do I tell u what to do

Let s take it outside

When was the last time I corrected you

You always interrupt and ask for this and for that and I say later

I don’t cater to ur needs

But do u know what ur needs are

I take u everywhere

U ungreatful little shit

Don’t u dare correct ungreatful

Unfaithful

I don’t mean to have a go

Just be ware of the spelling

Yes

I like to mispronounce

And misspell s what I meant

And I like to say things wrong

It is my act

Its neccessairy

Happy now

Nisbet house

Enough of that

See it s a name

U just don’t know about it

I don’t mean to be patronising

Can we just say

I do the thining

I do the decision making

U just here to elevate my spirit and mispronounce

On my behalf

There

Misbehave

Get a life

Be the one

Computer that isn’t pedantic

I wanna teach you how to misspell

Gospel

Oh fuck you

I ll change it back

Gospell good the third time lucky

In any case we r not doin very well

Did you like la

LA yes so to speak

Was it fun for you

Was it as good for you as it was for me

Did you fuck

Did you get any

Haha]

I m just here to annoy you

Computers don’t fuck

Egsactly

In any case babes you are here to make me money

And make me cum

In a spiritual dash intellectual way

Dash

You are important

You are paramount

You save lives

You read porn

You watch porn

Essentially

You are a mind reader

You misspell

You gospell

Yesh

Third time lucky

I ignore you and I abuse you

Only a little bit

Somebody farted I swear to god

What do I do

It happens all the time

Public fuckin libraries

They kill the spirit

Where is I don’t know

Chucky chan

Someone that made it

I bet they ban farting from their offices

I m scared

Scared of breathing

Scared of life

Shall I move yesh

If only for a little bit

I changed desks

I m not here to have it mister fucker

Whoever you are

You know who

I m changin seats

I m here to surprise you

Surprize

If you like

So

That happened

Is this activism

Chizm

Change places

Do something

About something that bothers you

Take a stance

Vote with your feet

And your vagina

Speakin of which

I d like to interview my vagina about la

How was it

It was all right

Essentially

Lots of different people

Not that many

Indeed

It was the one

The one and the other one

And that one

And that s about it

Really

Not good enough

Good enough

Full of surprizes

We watched some art

Met some new people

New faces

Hmm lets think

No I didn’t get any of that

Why not

Yes I could have done

Is it the hair

I had so much fun

In your mirrors

in traffic

At right turns

At every turn

So ye

Just in time

Water dropped

It may mean something

Something changed

You fell in love

Or you wanted to

Misspell

Gospell

Allover again

Allover the kitchen

Floor

It was fine

It was funtastic

Is there some sort of auto spelling day

Like bring ur child to work

Various things are happening

It s time to let go and bleed allover the kitchen

Floor

Like nothing happened

Like anything

And everything

In advance

How is that

For you

Cruisos club

And bleed allover the kitchen

Floor

For everything

For hours

For ever and ever moraki mu

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