dear lord

Oh neooo

He thought I m out of his league

Didn’t he

Didn’t we all

Well then

Anyhoo thing is it s the last nite of the year and as we put so much pressure there is really a lot of pressure it’s the last four in the morning in 2013

And it was a good year it s got to be said

Good bloody full year

Few laughs in comparison to being teenagers or with friends but things are picking up I m meeting people etc etc

It s all gonna be fine

It is fine

And what a fine time that was the other day

The best I ve had

I don’t know

It was fuckin fantastic

Ah

Good call

Good boy

You inspired me for this poem and here u have it

Fuck me, the sandwich said to the mayonnaise.

So how is promoting going?

And also I wanted to say

Well

Chavlord

Oh we wanted opening up didn’t we

How do u know these things

I love you

Ha

That was fun

Joy

And u r not into penetration

But u d happily wear a condom

Generous really

And u told me off u said how dare you about this girl

And u were right and I apologised

And then I told u u r a very interesting man

Hmm

Well them

Well

So then then

I hope this goes somewhere and it stays here till tomorrow at least

No it s just not true

Till forever

Anyway

Fuck me ketchup said to mayonnaise

Catch up

U get me

So then then

All I m saying also is I ll make a film with that

Food dialogues

Yes

Like

Animism

Chism

U know xxx

When u decide to talk to me

Can I just can I can i

I don’t know what I want but I like getting the chills

Che chilles

Maybe I like to chase and be chased and be run over

Maybe

Or maybe not

Maybe

He did reply straight away boy oh boy he s hot

He s that guy from that big cocks book

Isn’t he

Has he thought about it

It s a beautiful cock

It s not messing around

Its big enough and it really grows and it s impressive

And I loved it

Oh don’t lose your sensitivity

It s got extra layers

Thing is with this cock you really don’t want a condom it really hurts

It s really an offence

Maybe put one on the top

But condoms don’t come like that

They should

Anyhow my tea I never drank it

I love you

Can you suck urself

Love u even more

X

31 hhuuuhhuu happy happy 13