a sense of gradiose

So buying sanitary towels for the ‘’normal woman’’ over here is just extraordinary

You must feel pretty long

Like the distance between your lower back to your bellybutton could be what I m talkin about

Is it a fat thing

When u get fat- do u develop a longer crotch?

Or maybe it s a conspiracy with the hemorroid and talkin power industry

Cos you certainly develop some sort of symptoms by wearing pumpers

The other option was a butterfly or bat shape that landed on ur vagina

Then wrapped their claws around your knickers

There

Which one

And we r talking lots of competition

Lots of vagina product designers essentially thought that was a good plan

The bigger the better

Maybe it works with tampax

Anyway I got some

I m wearin them now

There is a fear that I will fly away and I will see me right over the traffic lights and into the sunset

We shall see

I miss England

Only because there doing nothing doesn’t fill me with guilt

Where here I m supposed to do shit

Why don’t I just withrdraw into an island

I m fairly sure that s how people have babies

In the aspiration that they ll do fuck all

Big trap

Anyway I could adopt

I need something bigger than me

I need me

I need sex with a shark

I need to move the fuck out in two days

As in move on

Into real life

Currently I m inhabiting the land of west Hollywood

Which everyone informs me it’s a bubble

Broadway market is a bubble but that wont stop me living on three pounds a month

I remember one time I paid for my overpriced plate and they brought two little ones

So I thought okey

They then came back and were like- we made a mistake

Cheeky!!

Like I was the cheeky!!

They charged five pounds for three baby potatos

Anyway

Bottom line is

I miss xxx

And casual sex is the best thing yet

I did dip in the ocean

I just wanna do more stuff

I wanna team up with the French boy

I still got a month

Literally

Maybe it s time to buy a fuckin phone

Stop sayin fuckin

Fuckin

With the this and the that

I enjoyed my life without a phone

Less neurosis

Also I ve been doing yoga every day

With a blob of heroin

Joke

I m at a crossroads

In my life and quite literally

I m at this kinda thing where u kmnow u can t relax

At anypoint there could be a car landin its face in ur coffee

In ur vagina

Or anywhere near those two

I like it here

I cant relax but then where can i

I realized I ve been havin what can be classed as the worlds longer panick attack

Three weeks and counting

Its over now

It was over when I kinda realised it got one up on me

And I had to beat it

Beat the shit

I m very good at this

I am a very mind over matter sort of person

I could be a dictator

I have thought of that

My granddad u know went to jail

And it s been said about a famous politician

That every morning they were gonna take him to the shooting thing

And every nite he slept really well

So every nite I slept really well

I have put on a bit of weight

In a healthy way

And I look like Madonna

Hmmm guy next to me made a loud sound draggin his chair and we r all judging

I wish we were like that in a general sense

I mean we are

How is this political

No one is judging the need of I phone to re produce every five minutes

What if they were hookers in africa

They d be taxed

Is I phone being taxed for ruining the planet

Am I

I probably am but haven’t paid my taxes

My sense of grandiose leads me to pay at a thousand percent

So I wait for the fine

In any case

I m in kamburger kaven= hamburger heaven?

Its all good

I died and came back as a hamburger

Time to stop

Enjoy yourselves and speak softly

x

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