halifucks day

So I met this guy ye

I realize my life is fuckin excellent at the moment

Fuckin

Excellent

U get me

And I also am aware that the person next to me on the train may be reading this very line

Very

And xxx

I am aware of xxx

And his xxx

And

And the orgasms

And the tantra

And the new guy

And this

And that

I also am aware that I need to hurry and get this page out of the way cos I don’t want this woman to know

About my orgasms

And xxx

#and what can I do

What can I do

Stop writing

I mean

It s a half hour ride on the train

I m in marble arch

And I m getting off at Bethnal green

And I m getting off

If you know what I mean

I m in a crazy frenzy mood

And

I mean

So much fun last nite- the nite before

We looked at the canal

And he wanted to swim

And I like him

I like him

And I didn’t feel like schizophrenic

For one minute

And he said that my book is so personal

And he asked me if any ex boyfriends are in it

And I laughed and blushed for about a minute

With xxx I always laughed

A bit

In a way

He was dark and funny

And I do love him

I have a special place in my cunt

But

I mean it wasn’t right or was it

I kinda reluctantly say goodbye

Nearly

I couldn’t wait to get the fuck out

But

He liked the book

Everyone likes the book

And he was supportive

And he told me that I m the funniest fucker that he s met

And that gave me hope

I am  funny

Oh and my new joke about the dolphins

So what does the dolphin say to the other dolphin before they go to bed

Shall we go to the dolphin?

Ahh it s so bad

Baad

Offend

Yes yes

So it can be the worse joke you ll hear all year: I dare you

Bad puns competition

Or shall we say badpuns?

?

badanus?

Ye okei they r meant to be really bad

Or bud

Oh u r killin me

Badcuns?

Oh oh stip it

#

So I met xxx

J

It s significant

On the 16 17 th on fathers day

And the time was working backwards

X

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