did u like my joke

Yesyes yes

I need to be happier in order to make jokes

It is quite simple really

This is reality

So make a funny dialogue

Hello – dick

Hello- Richard

How are u doday

Well u know same old same old

Cunt! Can t be

It s irrelevant

Belland?

What did u say

Tits

I don’t know there s nothing to get

Tom

Heey buddy- can t hear you

Anyway

What were u saying

Yes bugger off about the work

Distraucht

Really

Initially but-

There s no butt

There s no end to this

Discrepancy

It s the pan cake

It s the fuckin pan cake

It s that that u r still upset about

And the non payment from the dickheads

And how u get to travel round London to get some borrowed money

It s not nice is it

And how u kinda refused to accept the twenty old quit

And how she didn’t buy u the coffee

She should have done

She might have done

Well let s see

We re here we re irrelevant and irreardless

This isn’t funny

Like there s no milk

The dialogue

Someone died today

Some baby had a horrible suffocating death

It would have been my  god baby

But according to the research as I m clever I wont make a great mother

Maybe even a great grand mother

Oh well

I like children but I could t say it s ok to have them

Same as I like whales

I wont take one and put it in my garden

And stuff

Anyway

Lets see

Chaz was funny and very suttle about his cd

Dvd

If I behave

How shall I behave

Like  behaved yesterday

Like there s no tomoro

Like I ll behave tomoro

Like there s no today

Let s see

I could have gone to the opera

I should

I could

I didn’t

I had boring interviews

I had

They were boring

I feel like shit

Shit shit shit

Shit

Lets see

Shit

I mean lets shit

Crapcakes

Ahhaha

Something softens

Something becomes funny

And this isn’t a poem mr anaxagoru

Ur mum?

X meaw

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